Hearing Voices

Hearing Voices

"Whose idea was this?"

"Your idea, not mine."

"I vote to go home. The sun is setting, it's getting late."

"My idea is better than yours."

"Let's vote."

"It's always a tie, there's only you and me."

"So? Say I'm right."

"No, say I'm right."

"Will you two stop and agree for once?" The voice came from the sky.

"Who was that?"

"I think it was God."

"No, it was probably Mom. She hears everything."