To pee or not to pee

"Were you spying on me?" Elise shouted, pulling the towel tighter around her.

"I didn't know you were in there." Joe's protests were accompanied by a very red face.

"You couldn't hear the shower running?"

"I didn't notice. I was in too much of a hurry." Joe stood there with his legs crossed.

"Your a little perv. I'm telling Mum." Elise was still blocking the door to the bathroom.

"As if I'd want to look at you naked, fatty."

"You cheeky little ..." Elise tried to hit out but Joe was quick to side step. He'd had plenty of practice. The two had been fighting all their lives, all thirteen years of them.

"Can I please go to the loo before I leave a puddle here in the hall."

"Make sure you put the seat down after."

"Yes, okay."

"And don't miss."

"Okay, okay, now let me peeeeee...."

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