P.B. McScoot's Cousin Comes For A Visit

P.B. McScoot's Cousin, Rachel Dogezal, comes to couch surf at PB's house.

PB McScoots said his sister Rachel Dogezal is coming to live with him,
as she can no longer make a living after being outed as a fraud, election fraudster, and a biscuit thief.
McScoots said he resents Dogezal for seeing him only as her half-brother for years,
and he's not comfortable with her penchant for bad choices.