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Parody of song by The Police |
| In line with, some doofus No mask that I can see He's breathing so loudly I'm nervous as can be Inside him, what's growing Covid or just the flu He's coughing, he's too close now I don't know what to do Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me His friends are so stupid They tell him masks are bad Sometimes it makes me angry Sometimes it makes me sad Temptation, frustration I want to slap his face This long line, we're waiting I'll put him in his place Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me No kids in the classroom To learn they try and try Zoom meetings, no boardrooms Vaccinations! We cry It's no use, he sees me He starts to shake and cough This stupid old man loves Putin and Gorbachev Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me |