A Mess of Guinea Pigs

A Mess of Guinea Pigs for Writer's Cramp

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Kim Jawon’s Mess of Guinea Pigs

Kim Jawon owned a pet store
Along Gimpo’s fake Venetian canal
He had dogs, cats, birds, fish
Hamsters, and his favorite
Guinea Pigs

He did not want to call them
Did not like the word
Herd
Thought of deer and cattle
When he heard the word

Finally just starting to call them
A mess of Guinea pigs
GP in short

Had a nice hip ring to it
And his sales of GPs
Went way up.



Some inspiration might be found here, but don't just copy one of the collective nouns listed there.