My Typical Valentine's Day

A "bad" poem about Cupid

Note: This poem uses a form called the Awdl Gywydd. The form is:

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Cupid shoots me with his bow.
I say,"Oh! That really hurt"
The shaft digs into my brain
I scream with great pain and blurt

Out a poem from my butt
I say, "What?? Not in the heart
Did your bow shoot me just now.
You made me say, 'Ow!' and fart.