JONAH

Jonah and the whale

JONAH

Jonah, Jonah
Met a whale
How came you here?
The whale did wail

It wasn't my
Idea boss
The sailors all
Gave me a toss

Into the briny
Sea I went
Because they thought
The storm I sent

But 'twas the Lord
Made that wind blow
To Nineveh
I must now go

To tell them to
Clean up their game
Before the Lord
Does smote and maim

Said the Whale
Quick, climb in mate
I'll save you from
This watery fate

To Nineveh
He took the man
And laid him out
Upon dry land

So Noah made them
Change their way
God's fierce anger
He did stay

So if God sends you
Best not fail
Or you might end up
In a whale