Ravings of A Lunatic

I went for a walk this morning, and all I could think was that this place smells like green beans. I mean dude! This snow is giving me the bumslops and I don't even feel like getting into the smacketyjuice anymore... Were is the fucking tide!? I wanna get rollin' I mean like fresh out da grease! Bears be like, "If I put in the time l'm gone make you mine!!" and all I want is a bag of lollies... I was thinking while I was in the shower and I became curious, has it ever occurred to any of you that frogs are mighty dumb? Huh huh bunch of skivvy green faced dankass chumps!! Whatever...
Guess I'll get on pandora and create a new playlist, that always makes me feel topsblubie! Yeah and I should prob wash my car, this ish is looking like nightmare on ASS street!!!!