A Spy's Report

A spy's findings in the land of Skah

The Lord of Western Skah
Has an army of traa
Magic blue headless bodies
What marches but never sees

The Lord of Eastern Skah is gay
Explains why he’s dressed that way
His shadow has its own mind
He has a spider of some kind

His lover is a small dwarf
He has a star wizard in court
I stole his pegasus at the port
And burned the maps in his fort