The kingdom of heaven

Just a poem

The Kingdom of heaven

I've asked them all

The big, and small

Whom to, I was

Referred

When I asked advice

From cats and mice

They laughed at what

I said

And cows and sheep

Who eat, and sleep

Kept staring at

The herd

Just a baa or moo

That's all they do

But never spelled

Out a word

And the friggin duck

Said: why the fuck

You ask me,

I am a bird

But the stinking bee

Bluntly, called me

An S O B,

Dumb nerd

I almost asked all

The big and small

To whom I was

Referred

They looked me up

Said I must stop

Being silly

Absurd

Advice, you need

They told, indeed

That you should be

Transferred

To psychiatric ward

Where lunatics afford

Wise answers to

This World.