Writer's Cramp 4/8

Use in your poem or story the following and bold for tomorrow's judge:

Amanda
Scotland
bagpipes
Edingburgh Tattoo
drum major

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Amanda's a fine Scottish lass,
Full of fire, vinegar and sass,
She plays in the band,
'Cross all of Scotland,
Flashing the Edinburgh tattoo on her ass.

She's our resident drum major,
Who plays bagpipes with fervour,
While talent she lacks,
The crowd cuts her slack,
When they see the artist's endeavours!