To: Kate

Some people leave me completely puzzled

It is my desire to
know why I intrigue you.
Come on, now, and
don't be stupid.
I know you love getting dirt on me,
and you enjoy tormenting me with it, too.

Every other month,
it's always the same.
I'll be living my life,
and so will you.
Then I do something you want to hold against me,
but now it's getting lame.

I know now that
you're not the only one.
There is no way
you can deny it.
You grab your guy friend
and decide to have fun.

Yeah, okay, I guess
I'll admit it.
I care more than
I would ever want.
I've paid for foolishness so many times
and that's why I give a shit.

The latest news
has crossed the line.
There are some things you shouldn't see.
However, I see you care,
which I can't get through my mind.

I cannot understand
why this is your pastime.
Have you ever
considered the fallout?
I know this will be more dirt
so I won't commit more crime.