A conversation between a kitchen sink and a stove. |
Sink- Hi Stove! Stove- Sink, is that you? Sink- Of course it’s---OUCH! I wish they wouldn’t put the water on so hot. Stove- Know what you mean. They always put me on 350. C; boy does that hurt! Sink- I’m from Japan, where are you from? Stove- Honolulu. Sink- No such place… if so, where is it? Stove- It’s a little island in Hawaii. Sink- How come? Stove- By big boat. Sink- huh? Stove- I came from Honolulu to Kansas City in a big boat. Sink- You’re NOT funny, Stove! Stove- *SLAM* I hate it when they slam my door (sigh) but, if it means getting crumbs from a triple chocolate fudge cake, then I don’t really mind. Yummmmmmmmmmm!! Sink-Yeah, whatever! Stove- Hey! I wasn’t finished “Yumming”! Sink- Watch it you… you… heater on wheels! Stove- Ooooooooh! I am so scared of a water bucket! Sink- I am a drainage system; not a water bucket. Stove- Whatever, Cruella! Sink- What did you just call me? Stove- Nothing, nothing. Just do a good job rinsing those dishes. That lady is a marvellous cook, and we wouldn’t want to poison her, now would we? Sink- No… I suppose not. Five minutes later… Sink- Stove? … My faucet is dripping; can you pass me a Kleenex? Stove- Aren’t you forgetting something? Sink- Oops! Stove- Good, I don’t have to tell you! Sink- Stove?… Can you PLEASE pass me a Kleenex? Stove- No Dingbot. WE DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS!!! Sink- Oh Yeah! Stove- Oyy! |