I hate writing biographies. I was one of those kids who rode a banana seat bike and watched Saturday morning cartoons and Soul Train. But my mother would never buy any of those sugary cereals for us kids. It was always Special K. Gross. I was a shitty student, and then I met Rock and Roll, and he’s been my lifelong friend. I went to a couple of community colleges but never got a degree. Then, I spent the next thirty years working in a series of jobs until I got a job as an instructor for Goodwill, teaching the skills employers were looking for.