clayn's Portfolio
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Since February 25, 2007
It was a bit of a pleasure to discover this site. I've often recieved acclaim by anyone who has had the opportunity to read my writing, but have lost ambition. This website may very well spark some motivation.
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    Dancing Meat  
    Rated: E · Other · #1741854
    Just let your fingers go.
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    Lord, I am Blessed  
    Rated: E · Religious · #1703164
    Lord, I am blessed
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    Disaster in my mind  
    Rated: E · Other · #1691641
    Can't some one help me sort out this mess?
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    Life Explained by a Farmer  
    Rated: E · Cultural · #1665218
    An extensive essay, my philosophy on life.
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    Ifyou want to die I could surely killyou  
    Rated: 13+ · Music · #1664459
    I song about my inability to really live.
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    You're Wrong With This World  
    Rated: 18+ · Contest · #1637975
    A rant for the rant contest.
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    Birth of A Legend  
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1509971
    A monster of a man takes on a monster of a task.
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    Halloween Joke  
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1485660
    Conry and offensive joke. AND I CAME UP WITH IT ALL BY MYSELF.
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    Counting crows  
    Rated: E · Cultural · #1290747
    I wrote this one for a contest. Try to sing along, think irish.
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    Childrens book  
    Rated: E · Animal · #1446594
    Childrens book I'm working on.
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    Untitled (At this time) novel  
    Rated: 18+ · Cultural · #1381825
    A novel in the works.
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    Poetry  
    Rated: E · Other · #1381824
    All of my poetry, which is the majority of my work.
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    Hellseeker  
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1283916
    The hunter becomes the hunted. Written for 55 word challenge.
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    Lone Soul  
    Rated: 18+ · Cultural · #1236399
    About a loner of a man, please read it to the end.
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    Quotes  
    Rated: E · Other · #1231831
    A couple of sayings I've come up with.
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    A Man and his Beard  
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1224246
    This is a little comedy bit on the realationship a man has with his beard.
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    Saturday and Sunday  
    Rated: E · Cultural · #1227377
    A piece on the differnce between the days.
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    Unheard music  
    Rated: 13+ · Horror/Scary · #1227367
    This is an odd piece that once was my favorite. What do you think?