I am a poet, writer, reader, columnist, even though on this planet that means absolutely nothing. I am attempting to get into grad school so I can teach other nonpeople the art of doing nothing. To publish something, besides a weekly newspaper opinion column, would be considered success in my mind of nothingness. I do have columns that I write for fun, and to get out of my head, but I prefer songwriting and poetry, or the occassional fictional story based on real people from my life of tragedy and intrigue. I am not a grammar expert. I am a creative expert - which again, means nothing at all.