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Mom of four; teacher; beacon of light for every idiot within a 100-mi radius. ...just trying to keep my head above water while recording the "little things" as they happen to and around me. Believe me, if it CAN happen, it WILL happen to me!
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When Death Visits the Classroom
My memories of a young student killed on his 12th birthday.
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~804 Words
Educational, Emotional, Career
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QPJ Does NOT Carry Weapons
You should not carry guns if you can't manage pepper spray!
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~561 Words
Biographical, Comedy, Women's
Type: Other
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Phatty's Guide to Surviving a Break-Up
We've all been there. Here's my method for moving on and sending that jerk packing!
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Type: Other
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Welcome to My Crazy Life
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It's just me...the explanation
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What's Up With the Name?
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Why such a strange name? Read this to find out!
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Watch Out for Crack Whores!
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Here's a piece of great advice; I don't care who ya are!
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You should not carry guns if you can't manage pepper spray!
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Online Dating: It's Not for Sissy Girls
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I Saw Jesus in a Cat's Ass
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Oh the things you do when you're bored!
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She's Ready to Run
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Being a mom just might kill me yet!
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We've all been there. Here's my method for moving on and sending that jerk packing!
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When Death Visits the Classroom
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My memories of a young student killed on his 12th birthday.
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ABCs of Spring Break
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Here's what to do when you get bored over an extended break from work.
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