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Since September 17, 2004
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Psssst over here! It’s me, Lori’s keyboard. Sssshh... she fell asleep with her head on my keys about an hour ago. YUCK! What is THAT? Drool? Would someone PLEASE help me? I’m tired of her banging on my keys non-stop day in and day out. Clickity clickity clickity click. I’m going CRAZY! Make it stop! I’m begging you. For the love of DELL! Maybe if she gets published, she’ll upgrade to a Gateway & I can retire to a nice prison rec room in Florida somewhere.*Cool* SAVE ME!
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    Rated: E · Emotional · #1050467
    One piece at a time...
    Rated: E · Adult · #1050494
    Stories from my Adult perspective
    Rated: E · Adult · #1050731
    If it really makes me crazy (good or bad) you'll hear about it here.
    Rated: 18+ · Adult · #1072371
    These are song lyrics that I have written over the years.
    Rated: E · Arts · #1057526
    Thank you Gaelic Iriquois /Poetry Fiend for renaming this folder for me it is PERFECT.
    Rated: E · Family · #1056699
    Here are pics of the people closest to me.
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