A full-time student and part-time volunteer, The Masked Potato is baffled by the fact that he writes his stories in first-person but his Bio in 3rd person. He is most at home splitting wood or building homes. When not writing, studying, or doing manly macho things, he lurks in the produce section, watching over his domain with 18 alert eyes. He is proud to attend Grinnell College, in Grinnell Iowa, where he studies anthropology, and the mysteries of the universe (but rarely on the same day)