Just how powerful can silence be? |
| Contest Prompt “Do you want to know a secret?” “No.” “Why not?” “Then it wouldn’t be a secret.” “It’s about Jenny Thomas, your new girlfriend.” “So, what’s the big secret?” “I can’t tell you.” “Why not?” “Because you said you didn’t want to know.” “Okay. How about a hint?” “That’ll cost you a hundred dollars.” “You’re charging for hints? How much for a small one?” “Twenty-five smackerooies.” “That much for sharing just a few words? Okay. I’ll fork it over on payday. Tell me the hint.” “Hah. Jenny was right. Now, I can confirm you are a skinflint.” “Can you keep a secret?” “If it is worth money.” “I’ll pay you that hundred dollars if you don’t tell her about our secret conversation.” “Boy. You must really like Jenny Thomas.” WC 130 |