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Rated: E · Poetry · Romance/Love · #2355011

A really poorly written piece about cupid.

Cupid is Stupid.


Cupid you're stupid, don't you forget.
I'm over your antics of sin and regret.
You aim your bow with smirky grins,
Then shoot two souls in matching sins.

You flutter in and cause me tears,
You pack my brain with doubts and fears.
You spark fake fire, push cheap desire,
Then roast my hope upon that fire.

You fling your darts like stinky farts,
You shoot red hearts with sticky arts,
They make the happy quickly sad.
They bring up things that make me mad.

Cupid you're stupid, I was told not to say it!
I cannot believe people on reddit
Think you are an angel, a charming,
When all your things are quite a harming.

You make folks pine beside a vine,
You steep their brains in cheap wine.
You croon sweet toons beneath fake moons,
Then pop their dreams like sad balloons.

Cupid you're stupid, now let me be.
I choose to walk away from thee.
Cupid is stupid, I've said it again,
I'll tell this poem to all of my friends.


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Line Count: 24
Contest: "The Bard's Hall Contest
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