GoT plus the PromptMaster! and Cards Against Authors stuff (poetry and short stories) |
Trencherman Trolls You may think that they’re just bone grinders but in feasting there is nothing finer for trolls are really kings of the board their cuisine is most truly fit for a lord From fried worms and fricasseed bugs they progress to a dish made with slugs all squishy and black, the gourmet’s delight that’ll set indigestion to rights And then the pièce de resistance way beyond the call of subsistence is roadkill of rat all roasted in goo and served with a hot skewer askew In case you’re concerned about salads there’s plenty of green with the mallards and veggies galore from here to the door there’s no way you can hanker for more Potatoes with eyes that blink in the light cabbages striped with purple and white chef’s favourite, a cave fungus has a stench that is truly humungous Then when you are full, wash it all down with water suspicious and brown and sit back and enjoy the rest of the show The Trollettes and their sister the O gre. Word count: 172, lines 25 Rhymed aabb For Westeros, Delicious Delights Prompt: Must be food related! |