Tales from real life |
You can vote a dictator in but you can't vote him out. - The Gospel of Trump Fucked in the A.S.S.R. (to the tune of Back in the U.S.S.R.) Voted in dictatorship, dropped to our knees Won't be casting ballots again Gotta say that we don't miss our free speech Man, it feels great to pretend We're fucked in the A.S.S.R. Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys Fucked in the A.S.S.R. Didn't see his socialism headed this way Blinked and our democracy's gone Absolute corruption's gonna rule the day Gotta hand it all to The Don We're fucked in the A.S.S.R. Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys Fucked in the A.S. Fucked in the A.S. Fucked in the A.S.S.R. Resist and Noem's gonna kick you out Deport your sad behind And that Bondi girl just says shut your mouth Ain't no one gonna speak their mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind We're fucked in the A.S.S.R. Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys Fucked in the A.S.S.R. Resist and Noem's gonna take you out Gonna ICE your sad behind And the FCC makes you shut your mouth You ain't gonna speak your mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind Show the stars and bars of the confederate south Segregate your children's school And let me hear those long guns ringing out Shooting first is MAGA's golden rule We're fucked in the A.S.S.R. Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys Fucked in the A.S.S.R. Author's Note ▼ |