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Rated: 18+ · Book · Biographical · #2257228

Tales from real life

#1097579 added September 29, 2025 at 12:31pm
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Welcome to the American Sovereign Socialist Republic
You can vote a dictator in but you can't vote him out. - The Gospel of Trump


Fucked in the A.S.S.R.
(to the tune of Back in the U.S.S.R.)

Voted in dictatorship, dropped to our knees
Won't be casting ballots again
Gotta say that we don't miss our free speech
Man, it feels great to pretend

We're fucked in the A.S.S.R.​
Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys
Fucked in the A.S.S.R.​

Didn't see his socialism headed this way
Blinked and our democracy's gone
Absolute corruption's gonna rule the day
Gotta hand it all to The Don

We're fucked in the A.S.S.R.​
Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys
Fucked in the A.S.​
Fucked in the A.S.​
Fucked in the A.S.S.R.​

Resist and Noem's gonna kick you out
Deport your sad behind
And that Bondi girl just says shut your mouth
Ain't no one gonna speak their mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind

We're fucked in the A.S.S.R.​
Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys
Fucked in the A.S.S.R.​

Resist and Noem's gonna take you out
Gonna ICE your sad behind
And the FCC makes you shut your mouth
You ain't gonna speak your mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind

Show the stars and bars of the confederate south
Segregate your children's school
And let me hear those long guns ringing out
Shooting first is MAGA's golden rule

We're fucked in the A.S.S.R.​
Can't even say how fucked up we are, boys
Fucked in the A.S.S.R.​




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