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Les Misérables

Stupid book! Laying down Miserably was a horrid book! Who cares how bad a person's bed is! Mattresses are getting a bad wrap. They can't help if it is lumpy or flat or saggy. Villifying mattresses is just wrong. They do their best to be as supportive as they can. Really they tried to make their attacks on mattresses classier by writing parts of it in French? French isn't classy. It smells like cigarettes, stale coffee, and poodle dogs. None of which add class to anything. This is the worst, like a French accent makes anything other than the common potato better. Especially since french fries aren't even from France!

I can't think how this stupid book could be one of the classics of the world! How do you make a musical out of a natty book about rank mattresses? Why oh why did I waste five minutes skimming this book anyway? That is four and a half minutes I will never get back. (The other thirty seconds don't count because I was filing my nails while skimming.) Anyway this is the second worst story about beds that I have ever read, The first one is The Princess and the Pea. I can't understand how she would feel a smushed pea under all those mattresses. It is totally ridiculous.


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Thursday, May 5, 2020
You decide to join a book club and the first book you need to read for discussion is Les Misérables.
What is this book about? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

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