Drumpf Jokes

Rim Shots

How can you tell when The Drumpf is tweeting a lie?
Because his thumbs are moving!




Why did The Drumpf cross the road with a shovel?
To get some dirt on the other side!



Why does The Drumpf wear condoms on his ears
while conducting foreign affairs?
Because he doesn't want to get hearing aids!



While social distancing, The Drumpf finally proved that he's a stable genius.
He finished a jigsaw puzzle in only seven days though the box said 2 to 4 years.



Don Jr. and Eric decided to drive up to the lodge to hunt some really big game.
They came to a fork in the road with a sign that said 'Lodge - bear left'
so they turned around and went home.



"I can't believe you joined the Trump administration.
It must have hurt when your spine was removed?"

"Well, it makes it a lot easier to bend over and kiss ass.
What really hurt was having half my brain removed!"