Meth: a Ticking Timebomb Gone Viral

Beware TMHD...You Could Be Next.

I have a sore face. You know that feeling when you have been smiling so hard that your face aches? Well, I got that and some. It's possible I may be suffering from a condition known as, Too Much Happiness Disorder. I will need to see my doctor and seek medical advice on how to relieve these symptoms of incredible joy and happiness.

And, it's not just my face that TMHD is affecting, but my weight sessions as well. In between sets, when I should be resting, I am overwhelmed by an uncontrollable urge to dance (this, despite my right knee vehemently complaining about it). It is possible this dancing thing may be related to the ultra-cool tracks I have playing on my JBL Xtreme3 speaker, but I suspect there's more than just seriously good taste in music going on here.

There are other symptoms...allow me to share.

When I wake up...there are no feelings of negativity. And, I've developed an eating disorder. I now crave fruit and nuts and other healthy food groups, and these are seriously worrying devolutions indeed. Also, I have completely gone off chocolate. Then, this afternoon, a dramatic development...I began frothing bubbles of effervescence.

Add to all this, I've lost weight and walk around like I own the joint (which could be attributed to the fact that I do). And now, whenever I go out in public, I make sure I am dressed well and that I smell good (I told you this was serious). I'm definitely a worry to all who cross my path because I've noticed others smiling just as much as I am and I think it may be contagious.

If I stop writing this blog, you will know that I have succumbed to this disorder and you will likely find me somewhere in SE Asia, convalescing poolside and trying not to smile so much that it hurts.