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#1061643 added December 31, 2023 at 3:54pm
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December 31
Andre's Banana bar party must include party games to be really fun though it can be over before midnight because my favorite way to ring in the new year is, drumroll please, snoring. I like to be in bed by ten otherwise I don't get in my thirteen hours of beauty sleep, god knows I need it.

My crazy neighbors like to set off pipe bombs and shoot guns in the air. YEA NRA... not.


There was one new year's party that involved an actual pink elephant, a chihuahua, and several gallon bottles of cheap rum. The elephant got massively drunk and threw up on the chihuahua. There was hay everywhere. As princess of the UNI-verse, Sophia, the chihuahua, banished the elephant and all other pink elephants from the universe for all of time. Time and space are easily warped during a new year celebration, it is all of the alcohol and pipebombs rupturing the space-time continuum.

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