Evolution of Love 2

Points to Ponder

I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement ... It was a best cellar.
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Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.
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My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
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I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks ... It cost me an arm and a leg.
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It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired, but if I run behind a car, I will get exhausted.
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90% of bald people still own a comb; they just can't part with it.
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Every morning, I get hit by the same bicycle ... It's a vicious cycle.
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The word incorrectly is spelt incorrectly in every dictionary.
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I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Nudists are always trustworthy... they have nothing to hide.
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