Evolution of Love 2

Some fresh puns!

1. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame.

2. A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

3. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.

4. I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying.

5. I was getting in to my car the other day and a man said 'can you give me a lift?' I said 'sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it!'

6. I've decided to sell my vacuum. Well, it was just gathering dust!

7. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

8. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

9. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

10. I was overcharged for velcro last week. What a rip off!

11. I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

12. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now why is my desk called a 'work station'?

13. How do prisoners call each other? On their cell phones!

14. The thing about dwarfs and midgets is that they have very little in common.

15. To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!