Wonderland 2020

A-4: Eat Me

WONDERLAND
A. "Down the Rabbit Hole" | 4. "Eat Me"

Prompt ▶︎

Create a new meal/dish - from your imagination – that should be appealing (or not) to the reader.

THE CAKE IS A LIE

In the grand spirit of both those gimmicky molecular gastronomy restaurants that create dishes designed to look like something and taste like something else, as well as any vegan/non-dairy/gluten-free/etc. recipe that's ever tried to claim "it tastes exactly like the original thing!" when it clearly and emphatically does not, this recipe for The Cake Is A Lie (credit to Portal for the title inspiration) is very simple:


          Step 1: Take a food item that is objectively not a cake.

          Step 2: Cover it in frosting (your choice of flavor).

          Step 3: Proclaim that it is now a cake.

          Step 4: Enjoy (or not)!


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