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12 Days of Holiday Handles Closed! See you 2026

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Dec 13, 2025 at 7:57am
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JASmith the Snow Scribe
It was Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," the defendant replied.

"That's no offense," the judge said. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."
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