Bob can't help himself, you see. He looks down and decides that this duck is just a cute little thing. Maybe he can have it as a pet and call it "Bob the Second". He reaches down and pats the duck on the head.
"Hi there, little guy," he says, talking as if he is talking to a child. "What ever are you doing in a big place like this?"
To his surprise, the duck backs up and says in a rather loud voice, "AFFLAC!"
Then, it turns and runs back into the mansion.
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