"Make yourself comfortable," Footgirl said, though Jake couldn't find comfort in the hideout that smelled like old cheese.
"I can't face her again," Birdboy said. "Her power, it's strong. She could have crushed me, and she's got everyone on her side. Except you . . ."
"I don't trust her," Footgirl explained.
"Well, thanks for saving me."
"So you trust me?"
"I never said that."
"Oh please, I saved you even though I could have let you be Hippo Girl's new couch."
"Fair enough," Jake said.
"Alright, I think I have a plan on how to beat her," Footgirl explained. "Now we have the advantage since I know what she's capable of. The main thing is to avoid her first move, which is a right hook which knocks her opponents down before she really beats them. You dodge that punch, you're safe."
The streets of Metropolis empty. Most had fled the town once The Amazon began stinking up the town. Buildings collpased at the rumble of her farts and roads were destroyed by the strength of her feet. She continued wrecking the city until she finally saw the muscular Birdboy make his way into town.
"Ah, my son has returned. Ready for momma to tuck you in?" Amazon asked, patting the cheeks of her giant ass for emphasis.
"Not a chance, Amazon."
Jake flew towards her, ready to dodge her predictable punch only to be surprised by a powerful blast of gas from her enormous, round ass cheeks. This blast of stench weakened him long enough for Amazon to grab him and squash him into the road with her large hand.
"Nice try, baby," she laughed, and then scooped him up and stuffed him into her ass. She tortured him by clenching her ass cheeks with him between them, crushing him severely between her glutes. "Could you pick up some groceries for mommy?"
She laughed and then released a loud, powerful fart which shot Jake straight out of her butt and through the wall of the grocery store. She laughed at his pathetic attempts to beat her, and Jake wondered how she managed to get the drop on him.
"Footgirl!!" He yelled.
Footgirl then appeared through the hole in the wall left by his flying body. She had a huge grin on her face, and removed her boots.
"Oh, is the baby hungry?" Footgirl laughed.
"You did this! I confided in you! I told you my plans and you told her. That's how she was able to take me on!"
"Ha! Look who's figured it out."
"Why? Why did you save me?"
"To give you hope," said footgirl before she placed her smelly foot on Jake's face. "There's nothing better than giving a superhero hope only to have it crushed again."
She then laughed, and forced her sour toes into the hero's mouth. He coughed as he felt the toe jam sliming up his tongue, and she soon pulled her mouth out and kicked him in the face.
"Ha! You're coughing now, just wait till you see what SHE has in store fo you."