You look at the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. A giant smelly skunk
You have always had a thing for skunks. The look of the giant fluffy tail that came out of his backside
Made you want to just fall asleep it it
“Ah, I see” said the goblin girl “you like the look of stripes do ya, well this is no ordinary dire skunk, no siree this one I found near an abandoned wizards tower. The wizard was trying to combine all his magic and all the special powers of a drake like talking and halitosis into him to create the perfect pet to satisfy his smelly fedish. Fortunately for the skunk it was a total success he gained magical powers, the ability to talk, produce horrendous halitosis that could rival a dragon itself and increased all his stink capabilities. Unfortunately for the wizard he ended up killing himself in the process, leaving this smelly skunk to wander until I found it
You looked back at stripes and he looked back at you
“I think that I’ve chosen the mount that I want to train and take”
“Really?” The goblin said looking up at you “just o you know he smells even worse than the drake over there” she said pointing over to where the drake was laying
You think it over in your head
On one hand you could have the smelliest of all the mounts to help you on your quest
On the other hand if you weren’t careful he could take advantage of you and gas you out for all eternity
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