**Ughhhhh! I hate mornings** I think to myself. **Why is this stupid alarm even on anyways? Not like I'm doing shit today**
"Babe!!" I yell out to see if my girlfriend is still home...which she isn't... **Probably out buying more clothes with whats left of my money...I love that woman, but she really needs to scale back** I think to myself.
I jump out of bed and let the cool breeze greet my balls. "Morning gentlemen. Time to rise 'n shine. I see one of you three got the memo" I chuckle to myself. **you funny mother fucker**
I don't usually sleep naked, but with my only options being jeans, still damp joggers from the gym or, get this, YOGA PANTS offered up by my girlfriend, I chose to just shower and sleep with the boys wild'n out. Plus it made it that much easier for sex...so...theres that too.
I go through the usual routine. Stretch, yawn, scratch balls, scratch ass, proceed to bathroom. When I get into the bathroom I notice there's only one toothbrush in the toothbrush holder....and its hers.... **What the fuck? Where's my toothbrush?** I think to myself.
I've got nasty morning breath, but I've also got this issue with using other peoples toothbrushes....
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