Message in a Bottle

corked by: catty
at: 07-07-16 @ 1:13am
Message: Well, I do have High blood pressure, but both the diabetes and blood pressure are under control. (as long as I take pills) And don't eat Snickers. And Nougie Nutty chews can be found in WalMart or Kroger or HEB or Walgreen's in the Sugar-free isle

corked by: catty
at: 07-07-16 @ 1:17am
Message: Oh! And Adkins (Atkins??) snacks are diabetic friendly too! They have one that tastes exactly like a Payday! So good!

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 08-31-16 @ 4:26am
Message: I could go for Payday. It would be even better if I get a surprise like as in Cracker Jack boxes, except it's legal tender.

corked by: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
at: 04-07-17 @ 10:45pm
Message: I wonder how many days it would take me to polish off a 365-day supply of assorted chocolates...If your answer is 365, you must not know me very well.

corked by: Dad
at: 04-09-17 @ 5:40pm
Message: 2 hours

corked by: Dad
at: 04-09-17 @ 10:03pm
Message: ?

corked by: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
at: 05-03-17 @ 9:29pm
Message: I ate 3 pieces of choc cake 2night at a neighbor's get-2gether -- HEY!!! Don't LOOK at me like that! They were SMALL pieces. HOW small U ask? NUNYA BEESWAX! Seriously, the cake was yummy. I'm writing about it in 2 different issues of my newsletter.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 06-26-17 @ 4:57am
Message: Help! Urgent! Somebody please send chocolate cake or something equally delightful.

corked by: Dad
at: 06-26-17 @ 10:45pm
Message: *eats salt water taffy* Don't have anything yummy. And gitcher eyes offa my taffy.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 07-20-17 @ 4:59am
Message: How'd you know I had salt water taffy today? Several delightful flavors had a party in my mouth. I even shared a few pieces.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 07-20-17 @ 5:01am
Message: And now I see this post is over a month old.

corked by: Dad
at: 07-20-17 @ 10:56am
Message: You SHARED taffy? Are you daft? Salt water taffy is way too good to be shared. At least until Grandson is old enough to eat it, then ... yeah, Gool Ol' Grandpa Dad will turn into an old softy.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 07-20-17 @ 11:21pm
Message: Oops my post went to the owner. Haha. Anyway yes. Plus a few Nutter Butter cookies for my driver and another passenger sharing a ride.

corked by: Dad
at: 07-21-17 @ 10:17pm
Message: I think you forgot to cork you bottle, Dreamin. Your message came out garbled. Maybe part of it was destroyed and didn't make it through? Your post went to the owner of what?

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 07-23-17 @ 4:05am
Message: Sent to the owner of this in and out. Lol

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 07-23-17 @ 4:07am
Message: I can't think clearly this late at night or navigate the site very well either. I had to search for the search area. Haha

corked by: Dad
at: 07-23-17 @ 2:53pm
Message: Maybe you need more salt water taffy. Gitcher own. Gitcher damn eyes offa mine. I got only 5 'r 6 pieces left, and I ain't gittin' paid fer a nother week.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 09-19-18 @ 9:04pm
Message: Dear Universe, Feel free to amaze me

corked by: Dad
at: 03-19-21 @ 9:52pm
Message: Dear SilverMoon, I waited 2 1/2 years to reply. Are you amazed?

corked by: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
at: 03-20-21 @ 4:48am
Message: OK all you smart people, tell me what salt water taffy is. It doesn’t sound very tasty.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-20-21 @ 9:12pm
Message: It is a sweet candy. It is very sticky and comes in many flavors. Delicious. Check out Coney island for details.

corked by: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
at: 01-15-24 @ 1:57am
Message: Dad, so I waited 3 years to respond to yours. I bet your taffy is stale by now. lol

corked by: Dad
at: 01-15-24 @ 10:34am
Message: Taffy NEVER lasts long enough in the Dad's Family household to get stale. 'Specially now that Grandson and Granddaughter are old enough to help Good Ol' Grandpa Dad eat it.

corked by: Coal
at: 03-11-24 @ 6:19pm
Message: Taffy is great, I agree, but inside this bottle are the preserved corn seed of Captain Orville Redenbacher. A pad of coco-butter to the vagabond who can make it pop. Any ideas?

corked by: Dad
at: 03-12-24 @ 9:44pm
Message: Build a small campfire, shove a stick into the bottle's opening, and hold over the campfire. It's your problem getting the popcorn out of the bottle. I'll take my coco-butter disguised as taffy. Or delicious dark chocolate. Preferably frozen.

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