Lymrics Away.....

This is my twisted mind, with naughty lymrics about those I know.

This girl is so thin,
You can't stick it in
Without sticking out her back
Or maybe her crack
But boy can she suck cock in


There once was a man named Byron
He thought he was quite the siren
But he had a fat ass
So I decided to pass
T'was big enough to need an iron


I've met a man named Jerry
He makes me feel rather cherry
And during the sex
My inner muscles do flex
Please, oh please, say we'll marry


I know these guys that play cards
The girls all call them fucktards
They love the game
The girls think they're lame
Oh those fucking retards


There once was a man named Scott
The women, they thought he was hot
He acted rather fey
Which meant he was gay
He said he was straight but he's not


Mary Mary quite contrary
Has a pussy very hairy
Her man asked her to shave
She called him a nave
Alas, no nookie for Mary


To be continued......