heeeelp!

I've been kidnapped! And I'm being held for ransom in this dark, dank, moldy, mildew-y oubliette! It's walls stretch up far above me to where a tiny window lets in just a shiver of light...enough to see the water (oh god, I hope it is only water...*sniff*....I do not think so...ewwwwwww!) oozing down over the slimy rocks. It is just enough light to be able to watch that incredibly hairy spider catch slugs in his three foot long web, which effectively means I'm confined to about enough room to crouch down in. Well, me and Ruudyard. Who's that? Well he's the fat, greasy rat that is keeping me company. He has long whiskers and a longer tail, but he does listen rather well.

Course, he's locked up in here too, so he isn't much help. And he seems fresh out of gps. I need some help here folks. I need someone to pay my ransom so I can GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm....bribes are good. It worked with Rudy here...I gave him my mouldy , dried bread and he's not nibbling on my toes any more! Will it work with you? Highest bidder will be rewarded for their generosity with five reviews....more huh? Ok, five reviews and an awardicon for the one I like best!.

Oh...hmmmm ok....five reviews, and an awardicon AND a merit badge! Please!!!! There are creepy crawlies with a thousand legs skittering about and that big ole spider is beginning to look at me like I'm dinner and I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I want my mummy.... *pout*......OMG!!!!!!! One of the rocks just moved!! And....and......oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....now there's a snake in here too....and I'm guessing that Ruuyard doesn't like snakes. He's taken up residency on my head. I'm bleeding from where his long, razor sharp claws gouged me as he ran up my back! Oh dear...this is awful......