What I Know

Who are you…
Really?
I’m well aware
Of when you were born
And into what clubs you’ve been sworn
I know your phone number and I know your address
I know that your room is always a mess
I know that you’re the teacher’s pet
You make good grades you always can bet
I know what is your favorite joke
I know you have a crush on that bloke
I know your favorite flavor cake
I know that every Saturday you bake
I know your favorite time is five
I know you’re glad to be alive
I know you once stole gum from a store
And didn’t chew gum for four years more
You’re secretly afraid to run
But don’t want to miss out on any fun
You constantly tripped when you were eight
Your mother said you just couldn’t wait
Once you wished your house would burn down
You had a dream where I was a clown
Your least favorite subject in school is math
For a whole week you didn’t take a bath
I’m not saying you always lied
But who are you inside?
Who are you…
Really?