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Santa Who?
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Richard Dates
Rated:
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Holiday
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1545943
A Holiday Paradox
Intro Rated:
E
Size: 0.34 KB
Created: April 2nd, 2009 at 11:13
pm
Modified: December 14th, 2009 at 10:14
am
Location:
Offbeat and Surreal Poe...
Genres:
Holiday
,
Religious
,
Comedy
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No Restrictions
Santa Who?
I walked around
On a barren strip of desert
In a dying empire
Pointing out
Cruelty, hypocrisy, and greed,
I didn’t know
That two thousand years later,
A Jolly Fat Man
In a red suit
Would be celebrating
My birthday.
© Copyright 2009 Richard Dates
(richarddates at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
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