August 1, 2009 Headlines

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SPCA Adopts "Cash 4 Clunkers" Style Program
Trade in your 7+ year old pet for a puppy and receive $45 rebate check from government

Northeast Philadelphia Teacher Assaulted by Student
Principal orders student and teacher to get together for a beer to discuss differences

House Backs Executive Pay Limit
Wall Street firm's request for additional bailout money to compensate for pay limit is approved by House

Halladay Stays while other Blue Jays fly the Coop
Halladay stated, "Rolen and I were talking about doing a fantasy football team together and now I don't see that happening."