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Ask for these funny book titles at your book store/library.
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How Facebook Cost Me a Job
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I wore my best suit and had the right qualifications. Then they looked at my Facebook...
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August 1, 2009 Headlines
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Funny News Headlines
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Rap Battle in My Doctor's Office
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Quick funny story about dorky white dudes doing battle via rhymes. Check it out.
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For writers interested in writing sketch and helping others with their ideas.
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The Mystery of Fart Crop Dusting
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Ever been in a crowd when someone has just fart crop dusted the area?
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Why Groundhogs Are Terrible Pets
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Who knew they would be so grumpy when they wake from hibernation? And can they DIG!
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10 Ways to Eliminate Annoying People
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From defending Bernie Madoff to forehead staring, we've got you covered.
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