The Legend of Ol Woolen Pants

OL Woolen Pants strikes again.

Legend has it that Ol' Woolen Pants was once a scarecrow protectin' the fields from all sorts of varmints and he secretly wished to be more mobile than he was.

One day during a windstorm, the breath of life flowed over and through Ol' Woolen Pants.

Ever since then, Ol Woolen Pants has roamed the land, as footprints and other evidence show.

He tends to appear when children or grown ups need a good humbling.

* Writers Note: Initially this item was made for Express it in Eight. This is a revised version of it.