The socials as the 7 deadly sins

What if apps were the 7 deadly sins?

Anger would be X (or Twitter if you prefer the old name.)
280 characters of pure venom, the anti-purgatory of haters.

Lust would be Grindr
Cupid has a GPS that points straight to the citium: "200 meters away from you" is not a push notification, but a sentence of eternal damnation.

Gluttony would be Glovo
You don't even have to get out of bed, they bring your sins directly to your home: "Please, can you go up to the fourth floor?"

Envy would be Instagram
The parade of perfect lives that makes us jealous worse than Minos. Even Narcissus has a verified profile: he bought the checkmark.

Sloth would be Facebook
Infinite scrolling. Useless notifications and posts from forgotten cousins ​​- it's the limbo of procrastinators.

Greed would be Vinted
You can also sell your soul (lightly used, in excellent condition) for 5 dollars.

And finally pride would be Linkedin
Where everyone is CEO of themselves and praises themselves with celestial endorsements.