What I Should Have Said

Taken from phone call. Idea to write about it from a Writing.com poll.

What I Should Have Said

Male voice on phone:
"What color panties are you wearing?"

I hung up the phone and said nothing,
but today my reaction would be different.
This is what I should have said:

Pale pastel
Invisible lace
Nothing you will ever see
I know who you are so stop bothering me.