Comedy and science fiction "writer" and procrastinator with a past history including website, film and book reviews; and various entertainment and political ramblings. Perpetually 'working on' a sitcom script and regularly eating cheese and noodles. Dislikes irrational fears and snakes. Considers poetry to be "rubbish" and "boring". Occasionally writes poetry and whines about no one reading it. Has an unhealthy obsession with semi-colons; frequently misusing them in rants about their misuse.