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A different version of the bakery skit with the roles reversed.
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Continued from "Directing Debacle," a fool tries to change her luck
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Continued from "Eccentric Employment," the trio has trouble following directions
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Continued from "Assisted Audition," the trio explores their new place of work
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An aspiring circus clown enlists the help of a clumsy passerby and a well-meaning friend
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