goober's Portfolio
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Since January 8, 2005
My name is DJ, I am a MAJOR Harry Potter fan, I enjoy reading and writing funny poems and short stories. My favorite band is BareNaked Ladies. I'll be adding more to my portfolio for your enjoyment! Have a nice day. *Bigsmile*
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    He Ate My Homework!  
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #932761
    One of my promised homework excuse poems, also written in the 7th grade.
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    At the Alps  
    Rated: E · Nature · #932388
    My entry for Legerdemain's Winter contest.
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    The Impossible War  
    Rated: 13+ · Emotional · #926349
    My favorite serious poem, about the decreasing morals of today's world. Thanks, Tic!
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    My Homework Ate My Dog  
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #925992
    The first of many homework excuse poems to come!
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    The Messiest Room  
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #925743
    A funny poem that I wrote in the 7th grade and won 1st place in a local contest. Enjoy!