I'm a little purple alien with fuzzy bunny ears and a lizard's tail. In my spare time I enjoy planning the downfall of the desert weasel and miming "Jeopardy" answers at my television screen. I recently led the first successful expedition to the West Pole, and I'm most famous for inventing disposable razor blades in 1958. I look forward to writing a few stories, but please go easy on me as I'm new to your planet, and haven't figured out how to keep my underwear from riding up.