Norbanus is the leader of the Anus Clan and has consumed his Biblically allocated three-score and ten. As a hero, brought forth upon this planet sometime before the big bang, Norbanus has witnessed the birth of stars, the drowning of the earth, the spreading of the seas, and the Renaissance. You name it, he has been there. His vast knowledge has allowed him to become the atypical Renaissance-man. Women swoon over him and Men envy him. Children vie him a force to be reckoned with and his little dog sniffs him. He lives primarily off the land and enjoys the tantalizing, saucy flavor of animals found basting in the desert sun.